I heart VH1

I know many of you know my fascination with bad movies and television, I have been hooked on shows like Flavor of Love, I still say the best television entertainment around. I have been hooked into Celebrity Fit Club by Gary Busey and Dustin Diamond. Heck I can't get enough of Hogan knows Best. I love seeing the Hulkest being an over bearing father of his Daughter but his Son can do whatever he wants. One show I promised to stay away from was I love New York and I stayed away from Season one. I had to draw the line at a spin off of Flavor of Love. I know there isn't much difference or dignity in that line but I convinced my self there was and hope you guys will never bust my beak on that one.

But the other day I was hanging ten on the remote and channeling surfing when I stumbled across I love New York Two. I was going to flip right by but I got a glimpse of one of the guys that was vying for New York's love and he was midget. I said All Right VH1 you got me again I'll watch a midget try and get with a wanna be celeb so the midget can also be a wanna be celeb. Turns out the little guy calls himself Midget Mac. It doesn't get any better for crappy unintentional or intentional comedy than that. So the Midget Mac goes on to say is third leg is longer then is second, creeps out New York's mom (who is vying for her own spin off), starts drinking and dancing on a dinning room table and then using the following pick-up line on New York "You're finer than a ten piece dinner"

I'm thinking Midget Mac gets one episode to suck viewers in and then get dismissed, but low and behold he gets a I love New York Chain meaning he advances. Midget Mac gets to stick around an entertain me for at least another week.

There is no point to this blog besides Midget Mac is unbelievable great television and please send him good vibes so I get more enjoyment for my life.

From the Desk of JP

Reminding everyone all eagles are finer than a ten piece dinner