Monday, March 2, 2009

Decoding the Good Dean

The Dean Commandants

I Thall Shall give two shots last letter: Embedded in the plains of the Midwest on a basketball court with a spring breeze blowing. A bright white net hangs beneath orange rim where three children are engrossed in a friendly game of horse and the game had came to a cross road. Luke missed his final shot ending the game for him.

"Cease" shouted a voice that seemed to come from everywhere.
"Yes" Luke responded.
"Even if thou has come across dreadful times everyone deserves two shots last letter," the good dean said.

Scholars have interrupted this to mean everyone deserves second chances after mistakes.


II Thall shall fake it till you make it: Dean's three young disciples, the wildman, the hipster, and Kylebuddy, embarked on a journey to spread the good dean's message through the power of music. The good Dean passed on advice for their journey, He said, "You will run into nay sayers, those who wish to see you fail,and some will say you not know what you are doing." The young disciples asked what should they should reply with. The Good Dean said, "Reply with nothing, and remember while you are figuring the best way to deliver the message, fake it till you make it." The three young disciples thanked the good dean for his advice and embarked on their journey converting others to the way of the Dean.

Followers of Dean have said this means one must understand that if your heart is true and your intentions noble, it is okay to not exactly know how to complete a task but while you are figuring out life one should conduct themselves with confidence and pride.

III Thall shall be prepared for the time their ship's coming in: Dean teaches his disciples that any merchant hopeful of providing rations for his family must know the value of no matter how bad the conditions at the present time or the prospects of the future look, understand stay the coarse, work hard, and your ship will come in.

Historians have suggested this was the Good Dean passing on the message of keep the hope alive.

IV Thall shall understand if you can't get the A on the paper get the B, get the B, get the B: This life lesson came to Kylebuddy, The good dean's son, in a tape recorded message. Kylebuddy received a package from Dean and opened it up and it was tape recorder. Kylebuddy pressed play and a wealth of knowledge flowed through the room in the form of music. Kylebuddy was struggling with a paper for school, and the good Dean came to his son's need through the power of music, and let him know that he need not worry because if he can't get the A on the paper get the B, get the B, get the B. A mountain of stress was taken of the Kylebuddy's shoulders, as he knew his father would be proud of a great effort.

Philosophers have maintained this was Dean on passing that sometimes effort is more of a reward than the outcome.

V Thall shall understand Yeah we need it: The good Dean in the middle of a lavish feast, inpromtu, post concert feast proclaimed "Yeah we need it," to the question of do we need more meat.

The great thinkers of the world have suggested that this was Dean saying saying share with other when you have plenty. This lesson is always stressed in the clothes draft.

VI Thall shall always take your vitamin C: Buried in the depths of a noticeably brutal winter once again the good Dean came to his sick son during a time of need by persuading Kylebuddy to take his vitamin C. He said "Do it for Grandma Ruth."

Educators have said this validate a long held belief The good Dean believed a pure body is the best way to survive the journey through life.

VII Thall shall get rid of em: The good Dean passed this lesson off a couple of times. First the good Dean came to his son, and Kyle Buddy was debating on whether or not to keep some items that were no longer needed. The good Dean screamed, "Get rid of em," and the second lesson came when Kylebuddy was talking about a follower of Dean who had lost his way, and the good Dean proclaimed, "Doug is a bastard"

Through the times of history many have said this is the good Dean teaching that sometimes we need to cleanse our lives from negative influences.

VIII Thall shall understand don't forget about lost soldiers: amidst the smoke and sweat of battle of the red cabin the young eagle warriors such as big big and and rye guy fought along eagle greats such as uncle Rol and bugle boy. Kylebuddy worried over a soldier who was lost and the good Dean spoke, "Don't worry about lost soldiers Kylebuddy."

Religious leaders have stated this is Dean passing along the message we will lose loved ones along our joinery through life but we must understand life will go on and so must we.

IX Thall shall understand B hits in the kitchen: The good Dean shouted to his disciples and all in attendance there will be, "B hits in the kitchen." Those in attendance and his disciples followed Dean to the kitchen. The congregation enjoyed a ceremony of smoke celebration with a smoke celebration in the back ground.

Theologians have agreed this was the good Dean passing on the message celebrate life with the loved ones.

X Thall shall understand Don't pack your nuts away like a squirrel for winter, share your nuts with the world. Dean passed this knowledge onto his disciple, the hipster, at the good feet store. Dean said "Hipster share you story with the world, you have much to offer, and don't hide from the world." He said, "Hipster you have something to offer those in times of struggle you can give them hope. Don't pack your nuts away like a squirrel for winter, share you nuts with the world." Hipster accepted this message and understood what the good Dean expected of him.

Scholars have maintained this was Dean saying one must understand they have something to offer the world and must understand the importance of of sharing one's story with the world.


Research and Formulated by the members of the flying eagles

Hipster and Wildman saying always remember the path that was laid before us.