Have you seen this man??????

Ladies and Gentleman another chapter in the weird tales of Kyle Johnson.

So last week it early morning around ten o'clock so Kyle is sleeping. The is a knock at the door, at first I think it's the wind because no one knocks on our door, but their is another knock at the door. I get up off the coach and answer the door.

At the door Big Mike, Kyle's step dad, I say hello, and he replies the same. he walked into our apartment and sees Kyle sleeping and says, "Oh he is alive."
Kyle awakes from his slumber and says hello to Big Mike.
Big Mike asks Kyle why haven't you answered your phone for the last two months, your mom, dad, sister, and brother have all been trying to call you, their worried and wondering why you haven't answered your phone or called back in the last months.

I begin to laugh, and say to Kyle your family had to send a search party looking for you. That's pathetic, awkward, and lazy. This is after Dean has sent cards reminding Kyle to call him.
I go to work and tell Steven and my boss the account of Kyle's inability to understand the dynamics of relationships. Steven and I decided to put up a missing person's poster at work with a picture of Kyle and the paragraph below saying

No reward offered
Last seen somewhere the Cedar Rapids City Limits. Does not answer phone so don't try there(we already did). He could be hibernating. He has been known to sleep months away. Search party of one has been sent by family. Any where abouts would be appreciated. Family is very concern enough to postmark three cards (one containing a picture of Hayden Fry and another had the essence of Black Hawk) Possible spending his time of his singlesnet.com website.

Ladies and Gentleman Your 2008 Jello mold award winner and out Vice President who can't even call back his own mother, sister, brother, and the president of our little club.