
So I was sitting around wondering what to wear to the company's big christmas party. I was drawing a total blank until I looked down at my wrist..."WWCCD" - WHAT WOULD CHEVY CHASE DO? It was like a revelation...a week later, I was sporting this gem and blowing off the president of the company to have my picture taken with the lovely waitresses/bartenders.
$5 suit at the local Goodwill
$15 worth of garland
$6 for hot glue gun/sticks
$23 for 5 ropes of battery-operated lights
$15 for batteries
$1 candy cane
15 hours worth of Arts & Crafts time later, I was transformed into a walking billboard for Awesomeness
"Merry Christmas...Shitter Was Full"
- Scotty 'Ho, Ho, Ho...Where's My Money Bitches' Dont
2 comments:
only a eagle of your stature could come up with somwething like this. It truely warms the heart to see our good nature and healthy sense of humor reaching so many. Kepp flyign high but never to far from teh bar my freind
IMPECABLE, PRICELESS, HILARIOUS, AND TACKY ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU MAY BE A GENIOUS MR. DONT
-WILD MANN-
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