Showing posts with label christmas suit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas suit. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2007

Application for Clark W. Griswold Badge...

So I was sitting around wondering what to wear to the company's big christmas party. I was drawing a total blank until I looked down at my wrist..."WWCCD" - WHAT WOULD CHEVY CHASE DO? It was like a revelation...a week later, I was sporting this gem and blowing off the president of the company to have my picture taken with the lovely waitresses/bartenders.

$5 suit at the local Goodwill
$15 worth of garland
$6 for hot glue gun/sticks
$23 for 5 ropes of battery-operated lights
$15 for batteries
$1 candy cane

15 hours worth of Arts & Crafts time later, I was transformed into a walking billboard for Awesomeness

"Merry Christmas...Shitter Was Full"
- Scotty 'Ho, Ho, Ho...Where's My Money Bitches' Dont