There is a website with made up facts about Chuck Norris, like Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open, Chuck Norris doesn't have Aids but he give it to people anyways, and Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table of elements because the only element he believes in is the element of Surprise.
Well Kyle Buddy and I thought it would be funny to have an Eagle we made random facts up about and for some odd reason we felt this Eagle should be Scottie. So here are some random facts about Scottie please feel free to add your own.
Before God created the Heavens and the Earth he created Scottie to advise him
Ever heard the saying it's My way or the high way well it's really just Scottie's way.
Scottie can tug on Super man's cap
Scottie can pee and poop into the wind
God uses Scottie for a reference.
At his birth the doctor said congrats it's a boy, Scottie corrected the doctor and said, "No I'm all man."
Scottie once won a staring contest against himself in the mirror... twice just to prove he did it the first time.
Scottie knows the cure for cancer, he's just building suspense.
Scottie never went through puberty, when he was born everyone else just became less of a man
KYLE JOHNSON
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Braden Yauk
2 comments:
WOW! Hilarious!
I can also divide by 0 and count to infinity,
S.Norris
or all these pistol pete facts.
a Pistol Pete spin-dribble started Hurricane Katrina
* When he ran suicides, he called them baby-makers. * He could have averaged 50 points a game, but he likes palindromes. * Shaquille O'Neal only took the name 'Diesel' because Pistol took Premium. * It wasn't March Madness until Pistol got angry. * Dick Vitale sounded like Jay Bilas until he saw Pistol's crossover. * ESPN originally stood for "Every Shot of Pistols is Notable."
Referees never called fouls on Pistol Pete; he ordered them to randomly blow their whistles to make his possessions more interesting.
Pistol Pete caused the 1977 New York blackout during a pickup game when his crossover dribble accidentally generated an electromagnetic pulse.
Pistol Pete's baby teeth grew arms and legs and eventually spawned into 7 members of the 1986 Celtics.
Pistol Pete once melted a pair of Chuck Taylors into the shape of the Virgin Mary dribbling a basketball--15 minutes later, the silhouette began producing tears.”
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