No Arms Jesus

The NBA Preview is coming soon. Zach and I are working together to bring you a worthy pre-view and our picks with a friendly wager.

But to keep the the eagles around the nest feed, here's this little story about our friendly no arms Jesus.

Klye and I went in search of random cool stuff to put up in the Bourbon st Lounge for Huggy J and the gang. We went to a place in Cedar Rapids called Absolute Junk. It's the place where I found the piano coffee table. Absolute junk did not disappoint.

Kyle was searching for something when he came across a 3 foot Jesus statue facing the other way. Kyle's first thought cool a three foot Jesus, then he turned it around and saw it was a no arms Jesus. Now his thought was jack pot.

this led to Kyle and I's conversation about why doesn't Jesus have arms, and wouldn't it be cool to make arms for Jesus, such as two thumbs up Jesus, Touchdown Jesus, or Too much rock for one hand Jesus, the possibilities are endless.

Klye goes to check out with a framed "big peach" article about Merton Hanks and no arms Jesus. Kyle asked the cashier what happened to the arms and the Cashier informs us that some one stole Jesus's arms. that brings up the the question who steals Jesus arms. Aren't you guaranteed years of bad luck if you steal from Jesus.

So no am rs Jesus returned home with us and Kyle purchased I heart Buddha bib. No arms Jesus and the bib have led to a lot of Christians we come in contact with say we are doing something wrong. I reply Jesus said he loved everyone, why wouldn't he love Buddha, which has caused alomst all the Christians to reluctantly agree with me. A trip to Absolute Junk where No arms Jesus and making Christians to actually think about their religion can happen.

No if anyone has a three foot Buddha we can have to we can put a what would Jesus do bib on it we could really start messing with people

let us know.

John saying I fully believe Jesus and Buddha would have disagreed but they would have be friends