Just two pieces has entered into Flying Eagle lore.
I showed up at El Dora on Saturday Morning to Scottie and Rott still drinking from an all nighter. I have only seen Scottie more wasted once in my life and that was his 21st b-day. You have to get up pretty early to be drunk and swaying at 7:15 in the morning. Marcus who pulled an all nighter as well I just passed out on the dirty old maitress Kyle brought to sleep on. So with Marcus cluddling with Kyle on the bug infested bed we got ready for our anaul trip to Rock Stop for breakfast pizza. We tried to rally Marcus to get up and go for breakfast pizza with us. Marcus's reply was just two pieces.
Marcus did wake-up and join us for the morning pizza. Where we happened to spill a cup a coffee and a glass of milk. Just your typical drunk trip to Rock Stop for Pizza.
The river was rough this year and to be an honest Eagle about half hour in the lady friend and I broke off from the group and floated down the river with out the other eagles. So the stories from the river are few and far between. I do know that after hanging out for five years Kyle looked at Rott and asked "Hey Rott what's your first name." Ladies and Gentlemen Kyle Johnson. Kyle managed to pass out on the river and floated into a bunch a trees. Rott came to his rescue and saved him.
After the river it was mellow with a number of people passing out becuase of the all-nighter and heavy drinking. And on the worst band's ever as we had to guess which song they were playing. One funny story is Scottie and Kyle passed out on the bug filled Maitress. Scottie's girlfriend's sister was at the river and came home over to say hello. She sees Scottie sleeping on a maitress with another human with long flowing culry locks. she thinks she see's her sister's boyfriend cheating. one of her friends inspects the situation and discover, nothing is fucked here becuase it's Kyle Johnson. "Ladies and Gentleman the one and only Kyle Johnson.
Kudos to Jim, Ranger Rott, Construction man Wildman, Pam/Can, Cara Cocaine, the Mule, New member Mike, Mike's lady friend, Kyle Buddy for making the trip just as fun and special as every year before
I know I forgot a story or two please add with comments.
I'm ordering the shirts tomorrow for flag football.
Congrats to Zach and Jamie for the new baby
And finally are you ready for the rallying cry for Flag football this year
from a green bay packers widereciever from the 60s
"3rd and 10 you can have the milk drinkers I'll take the whisky drinkers every time"
JP
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Hey Eagles!! It's Pam just wanting to let you all know you are all more than welcome to stay at my place during flag football weekend... Just be sure to bring tents, meat, and beer and you'll be good to go... Oh yeah, and your trunks! For anyone that needs directions just shoot me an e-mail at jessex@uni.edu and I'll be sure to get back to you asap. Braden and I are planning on being at my place around noon to get some swimming in that Friday the 25th.. I can't wait to spend another weekend with you boys grab bagging and grilling!!!! See ya'll soon!!!!
for anyone questioning the merit of Mike's new Eaglehood...he brought a plethora of crappy beer in cases constructed out of the different boxes. and while cutting up 6 different boxes and taping them all up to form a new case with all 6 beers represented is an impressive feat in itself, here is what i find to be the best part...he bought 6 different 12-packs to fill the assortment, he brought 2 12-packs...so that means that he has 4 other 12-packs at home, full of crappy beer, that he is gonna have to drink on his own...big CA-CAAAWWW to that!
Also, there may be a developing curse of Scotty in cars during Eldora weekend, as Marcus was pulled over for speeding on the way back to DSM...humorous undertone: while in the cop car getting his $100 souvenier, the cop's cellphone blew up to the tune of "Hey, you're crazy bitch..."
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