Friday, March 14, 2008

This deserved a real post not a comment



Jim posted this little thing under Scottie's hat post I felt after reading it it needed it's own post.

And your surprised John???
Unbeknowingly knowing that you are sleeping with your ex-girlfriends best friend, thats surprising. Eagles being delinquet or defaulted on bills ain't suprising. How'd that turn out by the way? ( I will share this story on a later date JP)

So I have to share an experience where I felt the presence of blackhawk.

So there were no lanes open. Too many kids running amok and octogenarians everywhere; chucky cheese and the VFW Bingo Hall must be closed on the same damn day. Some luck. So screw bowling we started walking out when all of a sudden I was struck by something that could be nothing but the wafts of Blackhawk's peace pipe smoke or maybe the shoe guys' Black n Mild. There, in the "spend 20 dollars in quarters trying to grab a toy pink elephant with that retarded claw" machine, was the prize: a genuine, fiercely in flight eagle. It was as if my whole life had been directed to this machine with an an ashed out cigarette in the coin return slot. Feeling the spirit pulse through me I happily gave up my dollar. FIrst try no dice, why should I have expected anything else right? Well something said try again and fucking VOILA! those anemic aluminam fingers gripped on to that eagle and magically dropped it into the slot. I was at a loss for words. One, I have never even seen ANYONE ever elicit anything out of those machines. They were on the list with theme park basketball hoops and the magic bullet as humanities all time greatest farces. Two, the eagle is made of top flight material, no lies, this thing is built to last. Could be a nice edition to the eagle's trophy/award/archive/random shit collection. So long winded story with no relevance or interest but Blackhawk was speaking at that bowling alley. I would have settled for the cure to cancer or being revealed the Holy Grail but I can't tell you guys how stoked I was about this thing. Best news from my corner. Cacaw.
JIM
Oh yea, and I think its worth mentioning EastcoastRott is probably nose deep in a stack of books right now. I justed wanted to shine some light that he will be the first eagle to get a masters. Think in about a year. Flyer Education.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This might pique Z's interest: http://www.harlemglobetrotters.com/news/index.html?article_id=63
JIM

Anonymous said...

ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. BLACKHAWK'S INFLUENCE UPON US IS UBIQUITOUS. IT ALSO PLEASES ME TO READ ACTUAL POSTS' FROM ALL COMMERS. KEEP IT UP JIM. HUUUNNNAAAADDDD!!!!
-WILDMANN-

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