The Out Skirts collection

First off let’s take this sportsman ship thing with a little pride my fellow Eagles. I have no clue why we got it but some one saw something worth recognizing about our team. It could have been the facial hair, it could have been that we actually enjoyed our selves a little bit, it could have been Albert flirting with the refs, or it could have been me being chumming with a number of refs and opposing ball players. It's okay to be recognized as nice guys. Jim in no way shape or form do I believe this was pity sex. Plus we can turn it into a inside joke anyways, like for next's year's team we all get patches stitched on the jerseys that represent our 08 sportsman ship award.

And for those of you that didn't experience it the recap of the Outskirts, Wildman, Kylebuddy, and The Mule please add any addendums you feel necessary to this.

For those of that don't know the Eagles just came off their only loss of the day. We had a three game break and it's a little know fact that newly minted Eagles Albert and Mike can't go more than five hours without alcohol. They got itchy so we headed to a drinking hole down the road, called Outskirts. Before we headed for Outskirts Albert's girlfriend came down for the trip and brought with her a friend. The friend had her marketing book. It didn't take long for the eagles to start poking fun of her of studying on a Saturday. We walk into to this place and it is decorated as a beach bar with sea shells, swimming suits, and other beach items hanging all over the place. I know what your wondering why is an Iowa bar decorated in beach decor. Your guess is good as mine, but it did make me forget about all the snow outside for a couple of minutes. On the giant TV screen it displayed the music selection for that afternoon; it was set on sappy love songs.
We sit down to order a couple of drinks and possible some lunch. The friend breaks out her marketing book and begins to study. My guess is that is the first open book that place as seen since 1992. The bar tender, her 20 pounds of make up and her typical local only bar maid beat-up face arrives to get our orders and check our ids. Just to point out Scottie was not the only man sporting the fu-man-chew either. I think we counted three in total. The guys order a couple of pitchers and the bar maid gets real pushy about lunch. Albert says we are still thinking about lunch. Her reply well the kitchen closes in 5 minutes. It's only 1:25 so apparently Outskirts lunch runs till 1:30. Out coarse a number of jokes start going around the table about how we figured the cook would be just rolling into work not itching to leave. I believe Kyle Buddy pointed out that this establishment has a sign out front advertising daily lunch specials. Apparently no food after 1:30 something you might want to remember if you are looking to dine at Out Skirts.
Scottie gets a phone call and decided to take it to the floral coach which I'm guessing has had more beer, puked and seaman dumped on it than anyone cares to know. We start to joke that Scottie it going to gets a number of STDs from the coach.
We are now settle in for some good beer and conversations when a couple of locals supporting work overall mosey on over. I believe Kyle described one of them as missing more teeth than he is kids. They start right in busting the girl on studying at a bar. (I really wanted to add some quotes here but I struggling to remember them right now) They said reading is how you learn, or listening to someone is how you learn, or observing someone is how you learn. Braden asked the gentleman what if you are observing someone read a play boy. The man's response "then your just horny" So after our Out skirts lesson in how to learn and be intellectual. We finished up and headed back to games. It's no surprise that the flying eagles took off in game three.

Please Braden and Kyle add to this as I have worked eight straight days and have typed this in and out of breaks. I know there were funnier quotes and stuff to mention, but so much happened in an hour of my life. It was sensory over load.

From the Desk of John Paul saying We are good sports and we learn by reading, listening, and observing.