Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Derryberr's NBA Corner

We are closing in on the 41 game mark on a great NBA season. Time for the all star game, slam dunk contest and that famous rookie wall.

this week instead rankings the teams we are going to have two ten team ball players of the guys making the NBA season great, and The team of guys wishing they could start over (mostly New York Knicks)

The guys making me say wow this season
PG Chris Paul- so this is what the next great point guard looks like
SG Kobe Bryant- You would have thought the trade me don't trade sage would have ended with the Lakers being among the best in the west.
SF Stephen Captain Jackson- I repeat the warriors were 1 and 6 with out him meaning 21 and 10 since his return
PF Kevin Garnett- he's not the only reason the Celtics are back but he's going to get most of the credit
C Dwight Howard- Not just a walking Double-Double but a walking 20-20 double double

PG Nash because he has continued his brilliance another year, I know they score a bunch but they got five guys averaging 15 a game, Some one has to pass the rock.
SG Bradon Roy proving it's okay to draft college seniors, and they might even be an all-star one day
SF Lebron James- I can't decide if I want Lebron to ever get a really good team because what he's doing with the degree of difficulty is unbelievable. If we ever gets a running mate who can carry 35% of the load the NBA title is his.
SF Caron Butler Raise your hand if you thought the Wiz were done with Gilbert(my hand is raised) Butler is keeping them alive in the playoff hunt
C Anrew Bynum What a bad time for an injury but The Tom Chambers won't forget the affect he had on my fantasy season with all his double doubles. Bet they don't trade him now.

Coach of the squad the Zen master Phil Jackson.

Now to the guys making me laugh and cry

PG Stephon Marbury
- anyone still calling him starbury needs to have their NBA fan privileges revoked
SG Dwanye Wade- Please take the rest of the year off, get the top choice in the draft and Heal. The NBA needs you to be great so we can have Lebron vs Wade playoffs in two to three years.
SF Tracy Mcgrady Isn't it about time he had one of those years where he goes off and dominates. He's always hurt and always seem to measure just short of his potential
PF Pau Gasol It's not good if it seems like your best years are behind you and you like 27. he needs change of Scenery
C Eddie Curry(for all those expecting Shaq, he gets a life time pass from this list because he was the most dominate center for a long time) Eddie your 7 feet tall grab more the 5 rebounds a game.

PG Jamaal Tinsely. So your on the Indiana Pacers who have had a bunch of guys get in trouble at strip clubs and with guns. So what do you do?
PG Gilber Arenas. because of the knee injury.
SG Ben Gordon,
SF Loul Deng We can just lump these three together as disappointing bulls
C Ben Wallace

Coaching this squad none other than Isiah Thomas

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to see a rookie evaluation soon. and maybe a few more pleasant surprises
Beno Udrih
Jamario Moon
David Lee (agian)
Chris Kaman
Ronnie Brewer

Mostly i would love to see a rookie list ups and downs.

Big Bear

Anonymous said...

CAN I WRITE CHECK!!! KEEPING HOUSTON JUST SIX GAMES BACK WITH OUT T-MAC. OH YEA AND MR. CURRY IS ONLY 6'11" COME ON!!!!!!!
ALSO NOMINATE JOE JOHNSON FOR MOST UNDERRATED PLAYER(EVEN THOUGH I JUST TRADED HIM) THE HAWKS MIGHT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, YA THINK???
-WILDMANN-

Anonymous said...

I think Lebron was hurt I didn't have him starting on this team so he went and dropped 51 onthe grizz. Okay the rookies are up next just for you Zach, Yao and Bynum were neck and neck. Wildman
and Yes the Hawks are making the playoffs.