NBA's list to Santa

Derryberry’s NBA corner
Sorry I have been away, all of the sudden I’m a work-aholic putting in 70 to 80 hours a week. That hasn’t taken me away from my precious NBA. I have been watching Bynum turn into something good, watching Howard become the new Moses Malone, watching Lebron not play making my fantasy team slide, and I have been watching Stephen Jackson turn the Warriors around.
It’s Christmas so let’s see what’s on every NBA team put in their letter to Santa.
30) New York Knicks: (7-17) Asking Santa to get rid of Isiah Thomas and Marbury, basically start the whole mess over. Don’t think Santa can do that one Knick fans
29 Miami Heat (7-17)) Asking Santa to turn back to clocks on Shaq or get a refund on his contract paying him 20 million a season. For the record we all new we who one day see Shaq be an average basketball player but it saddens me I miss the Dominant Shaq.
28) Minnesota Timber Wolves: (3-20) to have KG back the only reason there above the Heat and Knicks is because at least their team is young
27) Sacramento Kings: (9-14): Their asking Santa keep Kevin Martin a secret so they can build around this kid who’s putting up numbers this year. Also a good trading partner for Bibby when he comes back from injury and Ron Artest
26) Memphis Grizzlies: (7-17): Their asking for someone to notice them in Memphis as they are playing in front of an empty house. Thought having Pau back was supposed to make them better.
25) Seattle Super Sonics: (7-18): They already have what they want Kevin Durant. So they sent Santa a thank you note.
24) LA Clippers: (9-14): Asking Santa to heal Elton Brand So he can play with the K-man who all of the sudden if a pretty good center. Why do the clippers always seem one less injury or a player away from being really good. Oh because that they way it goes for the clippers
23) Philadelphia Sixers: (10-14): They have also received their Christmas gift a little early with King their Gm getting caned. Now if they could only find the return counter for Dalembert, Korver, and Kevin Ollie’s contracts.
22) Charlotte Bobcats: (8-14): All they want for Christmas is realize our potential can you do that for us Santa.
21) Chicago Bulls: (8-13) : All they want for Christmas is for Paxton to realize he should have traded all that young talent for KG and Kobe. For any Bulls fan out there Your GM is a moron.
20) Milwaukee Bucks: (10-14) : All they want for Christmas is for Santa to continue to help Yi bet better. I think Santa can help, heard Santa kills in the low post in the North Pole League. Maybe cause he’s posting up elves, Zing!
19) New Jersey Nets: (10-14) They’re asking Santa to give Vince a heart but so has every one in the NBA. Thank you I’ll be here all week.
18) Atlanta Hawks: (12-12) : All they want for Christmas is Santa to trade for Andre Miller so this team a good point guard so they can make the playoffs.
17) Indiana Pacers: (13-12) All they want for Christmas is for one of their players to end up on the news for shooting at or near other human beings
16) Portland Trailblazers: (13-12) All they want to Christmas is Greg Oden, and Aldrige to be healthy. You know what I want that too. This team is going to be good. Even if Oden is the next Patrick Ewing
15) Washington Wizrads: (13-10) All they want to Christmas is Agent Zero to realize they are doing really well with out him (but I think they want to keep that a secret
14) Cleveland Cavs: (11-14) All they want for Christmas is for Santa make sure Lebron never gets hurt again. I want that as well Santa just in case you’re an avid reader of the flying eagles blog spot. If Sant can’t pull that off, I will appeal to a high power.
13) Houston Rockets: (12-12) Apparently all Yao wants for Christmas is some tougher teammates.
12) Golden State: (14-11) All they want for Christmas is Stephen Jackson is not to get arrested, or shoot his gun. That’s going to be a tough one for Santa to pull off. How about Stephen Jackson, he has got this team rolling. Baron Davis is the best guy on the team, but Stephen is the heart and soul. I love the NBA
11) Utah Jazz: (14-12) All they want for Christ is???? Wait a second I think Santa should know one of their best player pulled one over on a blind guy. Sound like the naughty list to me. And yes I will never forgive Boozer for that and why would you think differently.
10) Toronto Raptors: (14-11) All they want for Christmas is their number one pick form last year to start playing like a number one pick should.
9) Denver Nuggets: (14-10) All they want for Christmas is sorry Denver last year you got AI at Christmas and that was present good enough to hold you over this year as well. Especially considering you haven’t done much with AI besides be the same old team in the west that will lose in the first round.
8) New Orleans Hornets: (15-10) All they want for Chirstmas is the people of New Orleans to realize they have the next great point guard. Please go watch him play, it’s a shame they don’t have a home crowd.
7) LA Lakers: (14-9) All they want for Christmas is for Kobe to be happy, See there are Christmas Miracles.
6) Detroit Pistons: (17-7) All they want for Chirstmas is for everyone to dis-respect so they can play the no one respected us card. Side note this is my least favorite team in the league even though I like the way all play, just the attitude.
5) Dallas Mavericks: (17-9) All they want for Christmas is for Santa to pick up confidence when Rudolph and they gang are down under. I think Dirk left it their on his trip
Screw the rest they already got every thing needed to have a shot at the title. It’s time for these guys to give to the poor.
4) Orlando Magic: (17-9)
3) San Antonio Spurs: (18-6)
2)) Pheonix Suns: (18-7)
1) Boston Celtics: (20-2)